One ordinary pull
Cat in a Pack
Premium foil. Standard cat. No exchange offered.
Pack Habits
- Front PawsRest on the torn edge, as if the wrapper came with permanently assigned seating.
- Wide EyesMonitor every hand approaching the pack, especially hands carrying tape, snacks, or false rarity claims.
- Tail IncludedExtends beyond the foil because premium containment, like the bonus insert, was apparently sold separately.
Declared Contents
- Ticker
- PACKCAT
- Rarity
- Common tabby, presented with unreasonable confidence by an exceptionally shiny wrapper.
- Contents
- One seated cat, four visible paws, one striped tail, and zero bonus inserts.
- Wrapper
- Silver foil, professionally crinkled, permanently occupied, and impossible to reseal politely.
- Condition
- Alert eyes, clean whiskers, with both front paws resting on the torn edge.
- Resale
- Declined after the merchandise blinked, purred, and refused protective storage.
Cat in a Pack
Still factory sealed, according to the cat.